I, rabiote.

chicks: pixelrey: Lupita Nyong’o performing “Whatta Man” on Lip...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:40:11 -0400

pixelrey:

Lupita Nyong’o performing “Whatta Man” on Lip Sync Battle

weavemama: weavemama: moral of the story is…..being racist and...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:38:55 -0400

weavemama:

moral of the story is…..being racist and bitter makes you age like milk

hey white ladies in the comments deeming this as misogynistic: making fun of, ridiculing, and belittling women (especially women and girls of color) is a part of katie hopkins’ racist ass brand:

she made fun of north west when she was baby, literally calling her ugly:

she made light of sexual exploitation whilst belittling Meghan Markle:

more belittling of Meghan Markle:

she took a video of Muslims (mostly Muslim women) without their consent and posted it to humiliate them:

if you really wanna care about misogyny then direct your anger towards this disgusting racist white woman who uses social media to constantly bash women of color…. not a bunch of young people making memes about how she ages like expired goods.

I make fun of katie hopkin’s appearance because she’s terrible, it’s funny, and I don’t care. thank you that’s all

recklessravager: gjarper: you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:36:51 -0400

recklessravager:

gjarper:

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

brohemian-fapsody: croxovergoddess: watersprit: croxovergoddess: lux-collector: croxovergoddes...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:36:37 -0400

brohemian-fapsody:

croxovergoddess:

watersprit:

croxovergoddess:

lux-collector:

croxovergoddess:

lux-collector:

croxovergoddess:

I hate when cartoons have a kid and the kid is a clone of one parent

Bonus points if the boy looks exactly like his father and the girl looks exactly like her mother

Double points if by all accounts that the parents are so physical different from one another that their children looking like the parent of the same sex should not be possible

I love this movie but yo every time I watch this scene I get mad

Not gonna lie I actually had PJ and Pistol from good troop in mind when responding to you , Treasure planet didn’t even cross my mind

I honestly didn’t remember this problem in that show since I haven’t seen it since I was a kid and

Wow

To be truthful my thoughts went immediately to Scamp from Lady and the Tramp 2

It even has that same 3 sisters and 1 brother thing that Treasure Planet had

WTF Disney?!?!

This one is the funniest to me because it’s the most mentioned in the tags and I even hated seeing the pups as a kid and it’s just that one example that didn’t need to be mentioned but Should’ve because EVERY Person our age range saw these movies and we all thought the exact same thing

“What the fuck”

But we were kids so we didnt say “fuck”

shrek once again being the superior franchise

juelzsantanabandana:Me: passes a blunt to the demon in my house AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:35:26 -0400

juelzsantanabandana:

Me: *passes a blunt to the demon in my house* AHAAA gotcha bitch , that was laced with sage get the fuck out my house

zodiacmind: Fun facts about your sign here

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:35:22 -0400

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:35:05 -0400

Trump wants to defund PBS. ‘Sesame Street’ brutally parodied him for decades.:

maphatingcharacteroftheday:

mechakitten:

memeween:

thestateonmtv:

washingtonpost:

this is what radical political comedic satire looks like

im Here for publicly funded jokes at his expense

Anyway, here’s how to donate to Sesame Street and support PBS with donations. Talking about how awesome a thing is can be great if you also take action to support it.

PLEASE SUPPORT SESAME STREET

flexlabrecks: The best of | Leigh Anne Tuohy

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:34:41 -0400

flexlabrecks:

The best of | Leigh Anne Tuohy

closet-keys: risingoflights: unofficiallydisney: This makes...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:34:09 -0400

closet-keys:

risingoflights:

unofficiallydisney:

This makes me so happy

There’s a very good, clear message here that is surprisingly hard to articulate. You go, dragon. You go.

the message is that dragons who use mobility aids are lovely and good

trainthief: me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:33:38 -0400

trainthief:

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing

pyomorphic: socialistexan: firstburrn: It’s about time people...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:32:01 -0400

pyomorphic:

socialistexan:

firstburrn:

It’s about time people realize that Trump is dehumanizing immigrants and turning them into a nonexistent enemy.

So if Trump cares so fucking much about the families of victims of violent crime, is he going to have Heather Heyer’s mother come for a press conference? How about the families of the victims of the Portland Train Stabbing? How about the families of the victims from the Charleston Church shooting? How about the family of Trayvon Martin? Michael Brown? Philado Castile? Eric Gardner? Tamir Rice? Sandra Bland?

Or mention how immigrant populations in the US have lower crime rates than, and undocumented immigrants are a full 25% less likely to commit homicide than, born-citizens.

No, because the truth doesn’t matter in the face of fascist propoganda.

this is the most overtly fascist thing trump has ever done holy fuck

anxietyproblem:Follow us @anxietyproblem

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:31:28 -0400

anxietyproblem:

Follow us @anxietyproblem

syggy: coaltar-of-the-deepers: PLEASE tell me what game this...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:30:55 -0400

syggy:

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

PLEASE tell me what game this is

IF i’m correct the game’s called カニノケンカ which is like…Fight Crab basically. the dev also made this game where you become various sea creatures and shoot lasers

quickweaves:I’m glad I watched this

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:52:53 -0400

quickweaves:

I’m glad I watched this

fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors: The Definitive Oral History of How...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:43:03 -0400

fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors:

The Definitive Oral History of How Clueless Became an Iconic 90s Classic

moanas:Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018)...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:42:42 -0400

moanas:

Ralph Breaks The Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2 (2018) dir. Phil Johnston & Rich Moore

jakemorph: genghis-khanye: graatrunk: sosyebabe: What you got made fun of in school for? i went...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:40:41 -0400

jakemorph:

genghis-khanye:

graatrunk:

sosyebabe:

What you got made fun of in school for?

i went into american public school for 6th grade and i pierced someone’s scrotum with a fencing foil that was missing the little rubber safety tip on the end by accident in gym and it was middle school so i was promptly nicknamed “The Nut Slayer” and i cried until my parents let me move back to europe and live with my grandparents

nutslayer is a powerful title

can you imagine a european person coming to your school for 1 year, stabbing you in the ball sac, then promptly fucking back off to europe immediately afterwards. can you imagine being the bloke with the stitch in their scrote because of some mysterious foreign spherepuncturer

littlejustmimi: anangstyblackgirl:Disney used to be over here...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:40:17 -0400

littlejustmimi:

anangstyblackgirl:
Disney used to be over here teaching you about consent!

Dirty finger nails😂

sodomymcscurvylegs: sleepyofficial: hobgoblinhero: nerdgasrnz: zireaells: egberts: me playing...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:38:14 -0400

sodomymcscurvylegs:

sleepyofficial:

hobgoblinhero:

nerdgasrnz:

zireaells:

egberts:

me playing any video game: *does not touch the block button at all throughout the game*

#no block button we lose like men

#dodge or die #there is no block

what the fuck is this dodge nonsense? You hit them harder and faster than they hit you and That Is How You Play Video Game

You cant take damage if the enemy is dead

Not blocking in video games is gay culture.

please... if you’re going to attempt to speak in “old” english

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 15:37:20 -0400

writernotwaiting:

thebibliosphere:

rosslynpaladin:

alpacamyhedgehog:

tharook:

ayellowbirds:

theliteraryarchitect:

veryrarelystable:

gehayi:

lukas-langs:

THOU is the subject (Thou art…)
THEE is the object (I look at thee)
THY is for words beginning in a consonant (Thy dog)
THINE is for words beginning in a vowel (Thine eyes)

this has been a psa

Also, because H was sometimes treated as a vowel when the grammar rules for thou/thee/thy/thine were formed,THINE can also be used for words beginning with H. For example, both “thy heart” and “thine heart” appear in Elizabethan poetry.

For consistency, however, if you’re saying “thine eyes”, make sure you also say “mine eyes” instead of “my eyes”.

Further to the PSA:

Thou/thee/thine is SINGULAR ONLY.

Verbs with “thou” end in -st or -est: thou canst, thou hast, thou dost, thou goest. Exception: the verbs will, shall, are, and were, which add only -t: thou wilt, thou shalt, thou art, thou wert.

Only in the indicative, though – when saying how things are (“Thou hast a big nose”). Not in the subjunctive, saying how things might be (“If thou go there…”) nor in the imperative, making instructions or requests (“Go thou there”).

The -eth or -th ending on verbs is EXACTLY EQUIVALENT TO THE -(e)s ENDING IN MODERN ENGLISH.

I go, thou goest, she goeth, we go, ye go, they go.

If you wouldn’t say “goes” in modern English, don’t say “goeth” in Shakespearean English.

~~“Goeth and getteth me a coffee”~~ NO. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Usually with an imperative you put the pronoun immediately after the verb, at least once in the sentence (“Go thou” / “Go ye”).

YE is the subject (Ye are…). YOU is the object.

Ye/you/your is both for PLURALS and for DEFERENCE, as vous in French.

There’s more, but that’ll do for now.

Oh wow. Reblogging for reference.

i haven’t had my coffee yet, so all i can think of when i read through this is:

th’ain’t

th’dstn’t’ve

AND ANOTHER THING
“thee/thou/thy” is informal
“ye/you/your” is formal
Also also…all of this is NOT Old English but is actually referred to as Early Modern English. If you were speaking Old English, it would sound closer to German.

^That.

And IT’S NOT MORE FORMAL to use THEE.

if you address someone you should use Thee or Ye (sometime used as the plural, sometimes it’s still Thee, rules are iffy) to as You, it’s an insult by intentional distance. If you call someone you should call You by Thee, it can be an insult via assumed intimacy.

(This is why some religions insist on still using Thee and Thou when talking to their Father God. Many of them modernly think it makes them sound more formal, but that’s not why the usage began, or why the more linguistically aware still do it. Not because it’s more formal, but because it’s LESS formal. You wouldn’t call your own Father “You” unless you wanted to imply disowning Him.)

Anyone you’re close to or on first name terms with can be Thee. Friends, family members, etc.

Anyone you want to point out is NOT your friend, respectfully or otherwise, is You. Which is why the King is still Your Majesty. You are decidedly not his friend unless you know each other really well. (See “Henry V”. If you can also call Henry by Harry or Hal, you can probably call him Thee.

One more note! “Ye Olde- as you see on shop signs is not prounounced Yee. There’s a character called a Thorn that was going out of style and being replaced by a curly thing that looks like a Y and IS NOT. It’s pronounced Th. THe olde apothecary shoppe. Not Ye Olde. That itself promptly went out of style as well but the error remains almost traditional.

and I am not addressing claims that I might be a vampire, lycanthrope, or other immortal just because I am fluent in Modern Middle English.

@thebibliosphere

This whole post is a blessing because I read so much “ye olde” speak in historical stuff and everyone always gets their thee’s and thou’s wrong. Even big name authors with accuracy editors who ought to know better.

It’s more accurate to have your “poor folk” in your historical novel saying “thou” than it is to have the scholar or rich man with an education rooted in Latin, unless he’s down the pub with his mates, merry as a knave.

The whole thing just reminds me of people using Polonius’ speech in Hamlet (“to thine own self be true”), completely out of context, not realizing that the speech is intended to show Polonius as a foolish old hypocrite who enjoys dishing out council but rarely follows his own convoluted advice, which is often contradictory and falsely pious.

Which, I mean, Shakespeare often isn’t taught well outside of higher education, lets be honest. So why would they know unless they’ve studied it beyond the passing glance it gets that one year in high school before been relegated to the position of “too posh and old to be relevant” which is entirely not true.

Shakespeare is written in the language of the people, and is often more insightful and progressive than certain types of academics would like you to believe.

Shakespeare is the language of the people living in London, mostly, but yes, it was not supposed to sound “academic” or fancy at the time—though Shakespeare did pen some glorious parodies of academics who had no idea what they were talking about!